Bob’s Banter

  • Keep The Fizz Going..!
    Many authors have a brilliant idea, start a book and soon realize they are not writing anymore! And like those authors or writers, often we are very excited when given a new task, a new project or assignment; w
  • The Teakwood Box..!
    Dad? asked my elder one, whats happened to the friend you used to be quite fond of, the one who was like a brother to you?Weve fallen apart! I said gruffly.And you never tried to repair the relationship? she as
  • Hugging Our Fear..!
    No, no! Im not talking of the bear hugs being given worldwide, even to the Pope by a political leader! But years ago I spent some of my evenings with a friend who had a kidney problem. He had just got out of di
  • A Statue Bigger than Liberty..!
    There was a tapping on my window. It was midnight, and cold in the New York apartment where I was living. Whos that? I asked petrified. You dont get a tapping when you are so many floors up. I gently pushed the
  • Potholes are Good for Us..!
    Why is everyone complaining about potholes during the monsoons? Potholes are good and we need to appreciate the government for allowing us to keep them for such long periods of time. Come with me to a dinner pa
  • Never Wait Till the Last Moment..!
    Root canal job, and looks serious! said the dentist as he peered into my mouthIs it going to be expensive? I asked.This could take a few visits, said the doctor as I saw my bank balance sliding purposefully int
  • Trolls from the Woodwork..!
    The trolls of today are like worms from the woodwork! They roam the face of websites, whatsapp groups and have a huge online presence!In the good ole days, when one read or heard fairytales on ones mothers lap,
  • Don’t Feel the Sand in Your Shoes ..!
    As I walked this morning I felt sand.I frowned, then grinned, as I remembered a very rich man Id once interviewed, Didnt you have your share of headaches and problems as you made your millions? I asked him.Yes,
  • Ta-ta to Bedbugs in Business Class..!
    Even as Im thrilled, Tatas has bought Air-India, I remember the service I received on a few occasions when I flew business class, Yes sir! Please sir! What can I do for you sir! Will you have lobster for lunch
  • From A New York Window..!
    God willing, Christmas will be with my daughter in New York, which brings back memories of spending many mornings peering out of her Manhattan window. I remember my thoughts, the last time:Armed with a hot cup
  • The Strong Arm of Peace..!
    China has been warning world leaders and politicians against meeting the Dalai Lama, saying it would be perceived as a major offence!I smile every time I hear this: Id seen the Dalai Lama many years ago; a man
  • Good Enough To Vote, but..!
    As governments in India pass laws on religious conversion, and political leaders create disharmony by talking about allurement and inducement in changing religions, a poor man who had converted from the religio
  • Today's Situation Will Change..!
    Times will change my friend, and thoughts expressed here today are written for you and you alone. Whatever you are going through now, it will pass!"These are words of comfort I need to share. Four words, you sh
  • Fooled by the Skin..!
    Excellent fruit sir! Sweet and tasty! Just look at the skin!I looked at the fruit and there was no doubt in my mind they were ripe and ready for eating. I wondered whether the fruit vendor could see I was nearl
  • Just Above the Clouds..!
    I sat in my seat next to the window, in the airbus that was taking me from Bangalore to Bombay yesterday, and heard the voice of the pilot over the PA system, Ladies and gentlemen, he said, We will be hitting t
  • There’s Gold At Your Feet..!
    My father was a good, honest man with brilliant plans and ideas, but a poor businessman. Maybe there are some people who shouldnt get into business, and he was one of them, but he always felt it was the city he
  • Be A Window Opener-Wallah..!
    Window Opener-Wallah? you shout across to me, What exactly do you mean?Ah well, I say, What happens when you open your windows in the morning after getting up?I let the sunshine in! you say, looking at me hesit
  • Walk Home and Think..!
    As I see people talking about targeting a youngster and vindictive government I wonder who takes the blame when a boy or girl, maybe a young man or woman, does something wrong? Something, that saddens me often
  • Simple Joys with Deep Meaning..!
    He was staring at his phone, as I sat next to him on the bench in the park, Terrible! he exclaimed.What is? I asked, staring at his distraught face.I put up a new picture of myself on Facebook, and no ones comm
  • Let Them Make Good Music..!
    "Shake hands!" people tell my dog while bending over to pet it, "Shake hands!" they shout as my huge fellow looks blankly at them. "Doesn't your dog know to shake hands?" they ask looking disgustedly at me."No!
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