Bob’s Banter

  • Lent and the Angels...!
    And as the world below goes through their forty days of Lent, in my imagination, two heavenly angels, one senior and the other many years junior are sent on a tour of earth.Why look so despondent little angel?
  • A Different Answer to Prayer..!
    This happened a few years back when I flew back home. While meeting friends in New York, many would tell me how they longed to visit India, But your flights are so long! they groaned, Seventeen long hours! How
  • Break those Breakable Toys..!
    When doing my brisk walk every morning I keep my earphones on and listen to either good music or an inspirational message or sermon. Quite often I dont take them off and as I sit in my garden later and sip my c
  • Delivering Judgements with Wrong Glasses..!
    These judges, swore the village chieftain as he stood at the edge of his village along with his deputy and looked back at the village they ruled together, something is wrong with their vision!I totally agree, s
  • Fearful Knock on the Door..!
    The most dreaded sound we Indians heard during our freedom struggle during British rule, was of police knocking at our door at midnight, Whos it? we asked, voices fearful. Police! Open up! came a British or Ang
  • On Ambani's List..!
    As I saw pictures of the Ambani bash, what I also saw were Indias whos-who invited. Whatever said and done, all of them were success stories: Men and women who had fought hard to become achievers whether in bus
  • The New Club Member..!
    The members of the club appeared a disgruntled lot as their President conducted their weekly meeting. A bespectacled man, normally very quiet, but today greatly agitated, rose from his traditional place near th
  • Stop Lying, It's a Bad Policy..!
    With our country getting to be the biggest creator of Fake News, we also have the unenviable distinction of being the biggest liars. But lying isnt good for business, or whatever else you are doing? Good old ho
  • Take Courage..!
    A couple on their honeymoon were about to get into bed at their hotel when a masked burglar broke in. He drew a chalk circle on the floor, beckoned to the husband and said, Stand there in that circle. If you st
  • Oops..!
    Yes, oops, is what the people in Mumbai said, who drove their cars across the newly repaired Gokhale bridge, connecting Andheri East and West, drove high above the railway line, and then found to their shock th
  • Perfect Pictures for the Public..!
    It was the strangest photo Id seen. It showed two men shaking hands with each other, one his face gleaming with a huge smile, the other a look of absolute puzzlement on his face. The gleaming smile was meant fo
  • Spotting and Killing the Mosquito..!
    Since the mosquito menace is spreading and the municipality has asked citizens in the city to spot the mosquito carrying the dreaded dengue, I thought Id do my bit for the country:What are you admiring your arm
  • Your Ticket Is All Inclusive..!
    Theres so many of us who wonder why weve been thrown into this cruel, hard world, with its misfortunes, betrayals, dishonesty and more. Some shudder at hardships, depression and tough days they wearily crawl th
  • An Uncharged Phone..!
    Last night, was out for dinner with friends and Id come back late, but did what I normally do, which is charge my phone before jumping into bed and off to sleep.This morning, I looked puzzled at a blank screen.
  • Trust and Mistrust..!
    When we are strong and physically able, how easy it is to trust everybody! We do so because we have complete confidence in ourselves, that in case of any trouble, our strength, both physical and mental, will ta
  • Open Your Eyes, See the Diamonds..!
    Many years ago while walking through a village in the outskirts of the city, I suddenly stopped and held the arm of a friend who was walking alongside, "Listen!" I said and we both stopped and listened. I saw h
  • Ketchup and Your Blood..!
    Last evening as I looked up from my writing, I smiled at the vegetable puff my wife brought me along with my mug of tea. It wasnt the puff or tea that made me smile but the tomato ketchup poured quite lavishly
  • Leaving the Familiar..!
    It was two months ago in America,  I opened the top drawer where Im sure my daughter had said the mugs were kept, but a packet of coffee powder stared back at me, or was it chilly powder? But they dont kee
  • Shepherds of the Sheep..!
    Something we need to understand is that every single individual has a right to be part of Gods fold. Unlike many other religions where outsiders are not allowed in, we have no outsiders. Every man, woman and ch
  • Look Around and Think..!
    Todays world is all about new ideas that are changing the way we live.Just because something existed from the time you were born, doesnt mean you accept that it continues to be that way: Thats how the motor car
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