Bob’s Banter

  • Cricket, Biden and Ukraine..!
    This could happen soon when cricket’s T 20 World Cup begins!“Get me the Pakistan prime minister, I want to speak to him!” shouts Biden.“I can’t get him Mr President!” says his Secretary of State.“
  • Clean Yourself, then the Floor..!
    The puzzled chairman entered the precincts of his company, and stared at the peons, clerks, stenographers and other employees, huddled together outside his MD’s office. He wasn’t too startled as he heard th
  • Professional Cheerleaders Wanted..!
    Yes, world over there are huge vacancies for cheerleaders! Even as you see glamorous, good looking girls and boys doing a professional job inside cricket stadiums and at baseball and football matches, unfortuna
  • A Mercedes in a Gutter..!
    Many politicians in our country love talking about their humble beginnings, and since most of our country are poor, they manage to get votes doing so. I love people who have come up by their bootstraps, but oft
  • Goin’ Up In Smoke..!
    “Want a smoke?” asked my friend Mohan as we sat in the college cafeteria, many years ago.“No,” I said, but watched fascinated as Mohan pulled out a pack of twenty from his shirt pocket, lit a cigarette
  • When Asked for Your Honest Opinion..!
    "Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.." Chinese ProverbHow often we are approached by someone who wants an honest opinion about his short story, a poem, maybe a decision he has made
  • Improving Our Eyesight..!
    The other day while walking in the park, near my house I passed an eighty year old man, who seemed to be walking a tad slowly and pensively, “A penny for your thoughts?” I asked.“Just realizing I’m gett
  • Good Friday Rejoicing..!
    In the realms of heaven, on that first Good Friday long ago, the angels were hushed. They could not believe what they were seeing down below; their Lord and Master, their very God, nailed to a rough wooden cros
  • Healing through Pushing Yourself..!
    Tom came over to my home. He walked with a pronounced limp, dragging his leg behind him, his right hand hanging useless at his side. He sat down, his eyes wet with tears. “Why doesn’t God heal me?” he ask
  • Facing Rejection Head-On..!
    Sorry folks I’m not talkin’ ‘bout those rejected by their lovers, but I’m talkin’ of we poor writers and the continuous rejection we face as we try to build a career in writing.History is replete with
  • You Need This Magic Ring..!
    Very often I see people adding one more alphabet to their name, or some other such thing, but here’s a magic inscription you should write on your ring, and it will do wonders for you!One day, a king decided t
  • Shared Tears for Ukraine and Others..!
    ...The compassion that you see in the kindhearted is God’s compassion: he has given it to them to protect the helpless…Sri Ramakrishna.As I hear about the deaths due to bombings in Ukraine my heart goes out
  • Shame..!
    Was listening with tears in my eyes to a powerful talk by Monica Lewinsky!(Snigger! Chuckle! Giggle! Laugh aloud!)I know what images it conjures to your mind; a fallen woman, a slut, whore, home breaker!But eve
  • Friendships are For Always..!
    How do you handle a reunion, either school or college? Where one finds friends one hasn’t met in years, many who were very close, some unfortunately haven’t done as well as the others, and an awkward period
  • Will Smith and the Second Thief..!
     Will Smith whose resounding crack echoed into all our living rooms, as it nearly broke Chris Rock’s jaw, finally repented. He said, he had betrayed the trust of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sc
  • An Old Burnt Tire..!
    People who come up to my garden wonder why I keep an old tire on which I’ve made a seat. Ah well, there’s a tale everywhere isn’t there? It happened some years ago, and I must say that watching your car g
  • Do A Self Appraisal..!
    Most of us go through life, thinking we are God’s gift to mankind or is it woman kind? We strut around, swagger and feel we are indispensable to home or company. “What would my family ever do without me?”
  • A Reminder Ring..!
    Once while reaching out for the soap in the bathtub, I slipped and fell. My feet shot into the air and I fell with a thud on my back. I gingerly opened my eyes and found that except for a slightly bruised elbow
  • Hic! ‘It’ is still Left..!
    Social drinking is increasing by the day, and there is not a party I attend that does not serve liquor. I have no problems of liquor being served, but about how liquor is drunk. In our country, the whole idea a
  • Your Bad Luck could be Good Luck..!
    Robert ClementsA few years ago V. Bhaskaran, coach of the Indian hockey team lamented the fact that his team was losing because of bad luck and bad umpiring! “I am proud of my brave boys!” he said, “and t
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