Bob’s Banter

  • Miss Universe Throws a Boulder..!
    As Harnaz Sandhu, with self-assurance and assertiveness, strong voice and spirited speech swept the Miss Universe title, she threw a message, not a bouquet of flowers to a waiting, receptive audience, but a bou
  • Not Decorations on a Wall..!
    It was a strange sound I heard from the trees the other day, and there through the branches saw stuck a coloured paper kite, along with taut string stretching and un-stretching and pulling the helpless kite tha
  • Cycling With God..!
    A few years ago my daughter sent me a photo, where she is sitting on a cycle in Central Park, New York. Under the photo, she has written, ‘thank you for teaching me cycling daddy!’ It was while looking at h
  • The Cathedral Builder..!
    Was walking along the aisle of one of the most magnificent cathedrals in the world, looking with wonder at its lofty columns, how they arched into holding the spectacular roof, way, way above my head when I saw
  • Breaking the Spirit of Not Just Dogs..!
    Every day I saw him with his terrified dog.Leash in one hand and stick in the other, he screamed, shrieked and shouted commands to the poor dumb creature and if the four legged fellow failed to comprehend or re
  • Christmas, Cribs and Conversion..!
    Over one hundred and fifty years old, St Patrick’s Cathedral on 5th Avenue, Manhattan, once the tallest building in New York, still manages to captivate with its sheer magnificence! I walked in awestruck by i
  • Bowling a Maiden Over...!
    If you’ve been thinking that cricket is only discussed and talked about by men on the field or commuters traveling in Mumbai locals or Delhi to Agra buses, you’re in for a surprise as my friend a bachelor,
  • A Sad Santa..!
    It’s December, and here in New York, Christmas décor is already seen everywhere. I saw a Santa Claus, “Hey Santa!” I said to the sad looking Santa Claus standing near a mall, “You look a little sad, co
  • Be Strong..!
    My mother, God bless her soul, always told me I was well loved because I had three mothers!  What she meant was that I was loved by not just her but also her two sisters, and I equally loved them back. The
  • Just a Dirty Bamboo..!
    It lies on my table; a piece of wood, actually a bamboo with holes in it. I pick it up, glance at it, nothing spectacular in its looks, nothing to talk about, actually, what's there to talk of a dirty bamboo wi
  • Just a Gate..!
    Many years ago in the Land of Andhor, there lived a mighty king who loved to do pleasing things for his subjects the people of Andhor! One day while holding court there came to him many wise men from his kingdo
  • A Blood Red Rose..!
    It was with a weak hello she answered the phone. “Rosy!” I asked, “May I write about you?”“What’s there to write about me Bob?” she asked, a smile in same feeble voice.“Plenty!” I said, and my
  • Your Silver Lining..!
    This happened many years ago!          The skies were dark and a heavy cloud hung over us as we drove on roads that echoed the darkness above. We were two writers in the car, my friend,
  • You Cannot Escape Competition..!
    Many believe that competition is bad, that life is meant to be peaceful and calm, sitting on a mountain, or playing golf! Gary Player for years was a great competitor in national and international golf tou
  • Eight Dollar Days..!
    It wasn't too long ago that scowls and frowns greeted me when I entered a store abroad: Salesman at counter, shop owner and all the customers lifting their heads none too discretely, knew I'd come in just to br
  • When You Are Questioned..!
    “I have many questions,” she said as she sat in my car. It was raining heavily, and I had offered to drop her home. “Bob,” she said, “I read what you write, but I can’t subscribe to all your beliefs
  • Think and Grow Rich..!
    “Today our youth are so focused!” said a father of one of the youth to me proudly. “Focused on what?” I asked.“On what they want to do in life! How much money they want to make, and where they wa
  • Ridiculous Percentages..!
    The wife told me we had to visit the neighbors this morning. She said we should take a box of sweets along with us. “Whatever for?” I asked, “are they moving out?”“Their daughter passed her SSC. It is
  • No Need for Men..!
    A few years ago, a scientist, Paul de Sousa of Edinburgh University announced at the BA Science Festival in Dublin that his team had succeeded in creating 'virgin embryos', or parthenotes, by stimulating a huma
  • The God Particle..!
    Many years ago, I sat in an apartment in New York listening to an interesting argument between an elderly man and a doctor, who had been a childhood friend of mine. They were talking about religion and the topi
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