Bob’s Banter

  • A Judge & a Storeroom of Cash..!
    It must have been quite a fire. Not the kind that warms your home on a winter night, or the one that crackles cheerfully in a bonfire. No, this was the sort of fire that had an unintended consequence—like rev
  • Privatisation: A Tragic Trick..!
    For a small amount you can travel all around the New York subway, and even use the same ticket for the connecting bus!Because public utilities are meant to serve you - government investments to help you work ef
  • One Day is a Lifetime Too Late..!
    Justice B.R. Gavai, standing before the people of Manipur yesterday, spoke with the reassuring tone of a Supreme Court judge, “Have faith in our Constitution. The Constitution will ensure peace returns fully
  • Just a Game of Chess..!
    To a few top world leaders, the world seems to have transformed into a giant chessboard. With a calculated move here and a strategic gambit there, they shuffle their pieces, believing they are masters of the ga
  • Build Bridges, Not Bonfires..!
    "Did you hear? They've brought out a movie about Aurangzeb's brutality!" cried my neighbour, his eyes widening with excitement, as though the Mughal emperor was about to storm into our apartment complex."Oh won
  • My Laptop, The Columnist...!
    People say machines will take over the world someday. Well, if my laptop's behavior is anything to go by, we have nothing to fear. Here's how silly that sounds:“Writers say their pen writes their articles,”
  • Blue Skies and Cataracts..!
    “Are you worried about tomorrow’s cataract surgery?” asked my daughter yesterday, her voice a curious blend of concern and curiosity.“Not really,” I chuckled.“Why not?” she pressed.“Well,” I g
  • Lost in Translation...!
    There I was, standing in a police station somewhere deep in Tamil Nadu, anxiously watching the officer behind the desk scribble away, “Sir, what happened?” he asked in English.I carefully explained the whol
  • Play Holi With Every Colour…!
    Ah yes, Holi! That delightful festival where even the most serious banker in a stiff suit finds himself smeared with pink, blue, and green.It’s a celebration of colour, of chaos, and of diversity.But imagine,
  • Champions Trophy for India..!
    Ah, what a win that was! The streets were alive with cheers, people were dancing on balconies, and social media erupted with messages like, "We did it!" Of course, by "we," most of us meant "they" — the eleve
  • Marry Her Off at 24..!
    It seems Mr. P C George, BJP leader from Kerala has stumbled upon the ultimate solution to protect young women in India from the treacherous clutches of "love jihad" — marry them off by 24! Apparently, once a
  • Time to Dream, Rahul..!
    There was once a man who had no army, no money, and certainly no WhatsApp IT cell to spread his message. Yet, he took on the might of an empire, rallied millions behind him, and built a nation with an idea. His
  • Silence is Not an Option..!
    There’s an old saying that when you see something wrong, say something.In the housing society where I live, another society has misled the municipality and is taking water from the line supplying water to our
  • Inside the Operating Theatre..!
    Lately, I’ve been spending some time at a hospital, with the son of a close friend.And as I saw doctors rushing around, my mind built an imaginary operation that went on behind the OT door:It was a surgery th
  • Good Samaritan in his Living Room..!
    Old Mr. Sharma had opinions—strong ones. If you asked him the time, he’d tell you who ruined the country first. And if you asked him who, he’d lower his voice, glance around dramatically, and whisper a na
  • Standing Alone, Yet Never Alone..!
    The other day, I found myself in a conversation with an old friend about honesty in business. He insisted that cutting corners, bending the truth a little, and making promises he never intended to keep were jus
  • Newport and Trump Towers..!
    Once, while in the USA I’d driven down from New York to Newport, a town, where once the richest had their mansions. Even as I gazed in awe at the size of their imposing castles, when entering, I saw how they
  • The Rebellion of the Gadgets..!
    I was writing an article on my laptop when I heard the door open. A tiny pair of feet pattered in, and my two-year-old grandchild popped into the room, her eyes twinkling with mischief. Without hesitation, I ba
  • Oh, Happy Day Tony...!
    Some people sing a song, and some people live it.Tony David did both.If you ever had the privilege of hearing him sing Oh Happy Day, you would have closed your eyes, felt his voice and the music seep into your
  • Washing or Kissing Feet..!
    As we try to save endangered animals from extinction, there is an endangered species of humans who are fast disappearing, and can hardly ever be found, and that is the servant leader!Ah, the Servant Leader! Tha
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