I bet if Human beings started settling on the Moon Nagaland would be the first to demand for reservations. And we might be successful because we are so damn good at it and getting better day by day. Don’t believe me? Read Newspapers. Now I am from the so called advance section of the community and also deprived of any power (Minister backing nai to na) so if I do a Naga-math the chances of getting employed are becoming smaller and smaller. So under the hot Dimapur sun accompanied by the world’s first blinking electricity my friend and I left our books aside and decided to indulge in an intellectual discussion to find a short-cut to success. We warn you that the plan is absolutely foolproof. After hours and hours of debate with our limitless imagination we came up that the best way to secure a job in Nagaland was to observe some sort of common negative characteristics of certain groups of people and demark them into different types of a community and demand for reservations. Here are some of the best groups we came up with.
1. Dull youth community- Here the people are naturally dull so they need reservations for employment.
2. Intelligent people but lazy community- In this section people may be intelligent but they are unfortunately cursed by nature to be lazy. Hence they desperately need reservations to get a job.
3. Ugly people community- Here, since the members are naturally bad looking they are always frustrated and they cannot study so they need reservations.
4. Nothing wrong community- In this group there is nothing wrong with the people so they cannot find any reservations. Consequently they need reservations since every community has reservations.
Serious discussions are still taking place right now as you read this. So if you have any suggestions about some new ideas for reservations or if you belong to any of the above mentioned communities please contact me at reserv4all@backwardmail.com.
(Only 500 emails will be entertained out of which 300 is reserved for the backward section)
1. Dull youth community- Here the people are naturally dull so they need reservations for employment.
2. Intelligent people but lazy community- In this section people may be intelligent but they are unfortunately cursed by nature to be lazy. Hence they desperately need reservations to get a job.
3. Ugly people community- Here, since the members are naturally bad looking they are always frustrated and they cannot study so they need reservations.
4. Nothing wrong community- In this group there is nothing wrong with the people so they cannot find any reservations. Consequently they need reservations since every community has reservations.
Serious discussions are still taking place right now as you read this. So if you have any suggestions about some new ideas for reservations or if you belong to any of the above mentioned communities please contact me at reserv4all@backwardmail.com.
(Only 500 emails will be entertained out of which 300 is reserved for the backward section)
